HTF: Random Oneshots - Intro (REQUESTS OPEN)

Greetings, everybody. I decided to take a little break from my School Days fic and make this. It's going to be something a little different... instead of a whole, long story, I'm going to do a series of one-shots, pairing pretty much anyone from Happy Tree Friends that I (or you) can think of.That's right, you! Now, there are a few rules to this, so let me just come right out and say them.

1. I don't do yaoi. Sorry. :/
2. I'm not extremely comfortable with lemons, though I can incorporate them if specifically requested.
3. I'm only willing to do the same pairing a limited number of times, depending on the amount of times it's requested.
4. In the case of rule #3 - Flippy and Fliqpy will count as the same person.
5. Try to be a bit "out of the box" - y'know, go outside the norm, pair people that wouldn't be paired normally, or an odd plotline, or something. (If you want, of course. Not forcing anything.)
6. Characters from the series only, please. Still accepting requests otherwise, preferably on my page.

You can be as detailed as you want. It can be as simple as just telling me the pairing, or you can give me the pairing, the rating, the brief details, whether or not they're humanized, maybe the setting, things like that. It's up to you what you want, I don't judge.

Now, I will occasionally interfere and make some of my own, of course. I'd like to do some of the more popular ones out there... Flippy/Flaky, Cuddles/Giggles, Nutty/Flaky, Nutty/Lammy... really any.

I'll wait for suggestions.